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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
01. Kyle
02. Carson
03. Phabio

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01. my hair
02. my humor
03. my attitude

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01. my laugh
02. my spelling
03. my gut

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
01. Irish
02. Scotish
03. Italian

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01. Woman
02. How Flavor Flav had a career?
03. when did emo get cool? 

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
01. Woman!
02. Back Stabers
03. emo kids

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
01. Cats!
02. Thuderbirds (the puppits)
03. Driving

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
01. PEPSI
02. masterbaiting
03. must see at least one movie or my life is pointless

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
01. Kill switch engage shirt
02. pants
03. socks

THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK:
01. empty soda cans
02. cds
03. tostitos

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
01. mother fucker
02. Hey bud-dy
03. kill bill rules

THREE PEOPLE YOU SPEND TIME WITH:
01. Myself
02. Cody
03. Justin

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
01. touch my toes 
02. masterbait with my right hand
03. push ups

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
01. writing screenplays
02. reading about film history
03. watching movies

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
01. a girl I like
02. film school
03. my liscense

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
01. screen writer
02. director
03. puppiter (hey what can I say I'm a sucker for the muppits)

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
01. Amsterdam
02. Florida
03. Ajax (to see some peeps of mine)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
01. make a movie
02. Have a wife
03. did I mention make a movie?


---About you---

Real Name: Kyle Gregory Carson
Nicknames: Phabio, speilberg, hair, neo Carson, Kip Copola
City: Kemptville
Province: Ontario
Age: 18
Height: 6 ft 4
Natural hair colour: brown
Current hair colour: brown
Eye colour: Blue
Glasses or contacts?: neither
Braces?: did
Do you live in an apartment or a house?: house
How many siblings do you have?: zip
Are your parents divorced?: Nope but they don't have sex
What kinds of pets (if any) do you have?: a dog named Cookie
How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 3 all the same
What do your pajamas look like?: pajamas
What piercings do you want to get?: my ears cause I'm girly
What religion are you?: not sure I don't believe in labeling yourself

-- FAVORITES --

Colors: blue and black
Stuffed animal: my yeti
Game on a cell phone: pinball?
Board game: act one
Flower: Mary Jane (same as Rory)
Scents: Mary Jane
Animal: dogs or snakes
Comic book: lots, infact too many to name but I'm currently reading Frank Herbert's Sin City
Cereal: Muslex
Articles of clothing: my trecnch coat and hopefully will make some movie shirts
TV show characters: Stewie Griffen
TV Shows: Family Guy, That 70's Show, SOuth Park and The Batman
Place to shop: walmart
Place to be: florida...universal florida
Cities: Ottawa, toronto any where I can get cool shit
Person to be with: anyone who can keep up with my mind or kiddeo

-=- DO YOU -=-

Play any instruments?: not really
What kind?: gutiar
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: well I usually watch movies so yea
Like to sing?: yea but by myslef
Have a job?: Ha! I'm white
Have a cell phone?: nope
Like to play sports?: Ha!
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: HA!
Have a crush on someone?: Yea and it sucks
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Canada
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: 4 I think
Have any special talents/skills?: good hair, writing, sense of humor and useless knowledge


~*~ Do you think you are ~*~


Open-minded?: Yes
Yourself?: Yes
Independent?: Yes
Honest?: Try to
flirtacious?: what?
Spontaneous?: Yep
adventureous?: only in my mind
Hyper?: nope
Kind?: to some
Good Looking?: only my hair
Funny?: I have my moments
Friendly?: to some
Annoying?: to some
Strong?: willed and mind but not emotionally or body wise
Smart?: In some things
Slow?: In most things
Wild?: When I'm drunk or stoned
Sweet?: to some
Good?: I think I am
Sarcastic?: well what do you think?
Lazy?: oh ya
Evil?: arn't we all in some ways?
Rebellious?: sure in some things.

=+= CAN YOU =+=

Sing the alphabet backwards?: if I tried hard enough
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: ouch no
Speak any other languages?: I'm learning
Go a day without food?: I'm fat what do you think
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: yeppers
Read music, not just tabs?: not that well
Roll your tongue?: yea
Eat a whole pizza?: probably... like I said I'm a fat kid

*** HAVE YOU EVER ***

Snuck out of the house?: I live in bum fuck no where
Cried to get out of trouble?: I usally cried because I was in trouble
Gotten lost in your city?: yea in Montreal
Seen a shooting star?: yea at my friends cottage
Been to any other countries besides the your own?: Only the states
Stolen something important to someone else?: I stole Mat Thompson's The Quest
Solved a rubiks cube?: hell no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: ya to get the mai
Cried over a girl?: oh ya
Cried over a boy?: well there was a guy named Justin who drank all my pepsi in a weekend
Kissed a random stranger?: no way
Hugged a random stranger?: Not really
Been in a fist fight?: ya won some lost some
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: well it was juice
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: no that scars me
Swore at your parents?: yea all the time
Been to warped tour?: might be going
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no unless you mean the face
Been in love?: well I thought it was
Been close to love?: like I said before I thought so
Been to a casino?: no I hate gambling
Ran over an animal and killed it?: yea a bird
Broken a bone?: well I hurt 2 fingers after puching randy's sister in the head
Gotten stitches?: nope
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: are fucking nuts
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: ouch
Made homemade muffins?: ya...
Bitten someone?: ya my cousin
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: yes
More than 5 times?: NO!,
Been to Sea World?: yes
Been to Six Flags?: no yet
Been to a waterpark?: no can't swim
Been to the beach?: yea but I hate the beach
Burped in someones face?: well I have farted
Gotten the chicken pox?: yes
Had the police called on you?: no I'm not that bad
Went paintballing?: Yea
Gone to a kegger?: Bosak's count lol?
Gone to a college or frat party?: no
Snorted cocaine/smoked crack?: hope not
Been used by someone?: lots
Commited suicide?: tried
Mutilated yourself?: if you count this gut then yea
Got wasted?: drunk and stoned off my ass
Ran away from home?: nope... they will just find me
Been in court?: not yet
Shot or held a real gun?: I think so 
Smoked pot?: Yea, thanks to Rory
Had sex?: nope

~!~ WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU ~!~

Brushed your teeth: a couple days  ago?
Went to the bathroom: couple hours ago
Saw a movie in theaters: last week
Read a book: a few months ago
Had a snow day: last month?
Had a party: no too lonley
Made fun of someone: 5 seconds ago
Tripped in front of someone: Of course lol
Went to the grocery store: a few weeks ago
Got sick: here and there
Cursed: I wouldn't know


~*~ Quick Name.....~*~

Someone who makes you laugh: Cody
Someone that makes you cry: Kiddeo
Someone that makes you feel love: Kiddeo
Someone who pisses you off: Steve Mondue
Someone who is annoying: Chad R and Steve Mondue
Something that makes you happy: jerking off and watching old movies
Someone who you want to kill: myself some times
Someone who you think deserves the best: myself because no one else cares
Someone who's always high: Munchy
Someone who would turn psycho: Chad R
Sassyest person you know: Cody lol
Sweetest person you know: Sarah Harrington
Most spontaneous person you know: Cody
Someone you haven't seen in a long time and miss: No one
Hottest person you know: Kiddeo
Someone who has hurt you recently: Kiddeo

*()* PICK ONE *()*

Water or Soda: Soda
Fruit or veggies: veggies
Black or white: Black
Lights on or lights off: Lights off
Shower or bath: Shower
TV or movie: movie
Book or Magazine: book
Car or truck: nice car
Crunchy or Smooth Peanut Butter: Smooth
Body spray or lotion: Body Spray
Cash or check: Cash
Pillows or blankets: pillows
South Park or Family Guy: south park
Chinese food or mexican food: chinese
Rock or rap: ROCK N' ROLL
Rollerblade or Skateboard: skateboard
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Day or Night: night it's quiet
French toast or french fries: FRIES!
Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries
Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos mean more
Ocean or swimming pool: Pool cleaner
Hugs or kisses: hugs are nice
Cookies or muffins: depends on who makes them If there from the store cookies at school I like the muffins now more then the cookies

Pink or purple: both are gay
Cartoons or Sitcoms: cartoons
Cat or dog: dog
Peanut Butter or Jelly: Peanut Butter

--- LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP ----

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yes
What is your idea of the best date?: Movie with cuddling
What was your first kiss like?: when it happens I'll tell ya
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: ????
Do you think love is a load of shit?: I think love makes life more interesting.
*_* WORD ASSOCIATION *_*

Hat: red
Hard: cock
Free: shit
Good charlotte: gay
Red: Rose
Deep: ocean
Heart: guts
Cord: baby
Cheese: guta
Rain: spring
Work: slave
Pedal: car
Bed: fucking
Fluff: pillow
Hardcore: porn
Race: Rats
Knife: katana
Jump: plane
I am: a geek and proud
Want: to make movies
Need: a reason to live
Crave: love
Love: crave
Hate: the world
Did: done
Feel: depressed
Miss: Feeling something for someone

~-$-~ R@nd0m S+uFf ~-$-~

What time is it now?: 1:18 am
Whatcha doin?: This survey
What kind of mood are you in?: depressed, damn survey
What day is it?: Wednesday
Whens the last time you called someone?: like 2 weeks ago
Are you bored?: sorta
How much money do you have right now?: fuck all
Are you hungry?: no I'm sleepy
What shampoo do you use?: I don't i use sunlight dish soap
What are you going to do when youre done with this?: sleep
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: to read minds
Have you ever had a picnic?: yea but ants pissed me off
What decorates the walls in your bedroom?: Movie and music Posters
Do you like sarcasm?: if it fits the situation
When was the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: well girls need to talk to you bfore that happens...asshole

Did you ever have a skip-its when you were young?: what the fuck is a skip -its
What about sock em boppers?: shut the fuck up
Are you wearing any socks right now?: yea?
Do you have a website? your om it kcarson.blogdrive.com
Do you like throwing popcorn or gummy bears at random people during movies?: fuck no I hate that
Do you like making out during movies?: No! I'm not wasting 10 bucks on something I can do at home

Hottest Celeb?: Baby Spice lol it's been my dream since I was 8 don't kill it on me
What's the last thing you bought?: movie ticket
Are you superficial?: not really

^*% -- WOULD YOU EVER??? -- %*^

Sky dive?: sure
Bungee Jump?: now your pushing it
Race a car?: no I hate driving
Have a one night stand?: no I like my laddies to much
Run away?: nah
Curse at a teacher?: ya I have before
Go deep sea fishing?: maybe
Not take a shower for a week?: I hate when my hair gets greesy
Swim in Jell-O?: ewwww
Ask someone out on a date: maybe
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: probably
Go scuba diving?: sure
Go streaking?: no my dick is too small and my gut will tell everyone
Write a book?: hopefully, well I sorta already have
Mess up someones car?: yea if he pissed me off
Become a rockstar?: nah, I like to dream about it tho
Mud wrestle?: with a girl yea
Go skinny dipping?: with a girl yea
Get a private area pierced?: No I like it the way it is
Have casual sex?: Need a girl for that
Play in the rain?: no
Kiss someone of the same sex?: nah guys piss me off

~*~What do you think of~*~

Incest: LOL

Homosexuals: meh what they do is there own business just don't tell me about it

Homophobes: meh believe what you want to believe

Feminism: Woman diserve rights just  stop complaning

Satanism: never understood it. They don't want to believe in the christian socitey so they form there own religon of followers....dumbasses

Racism: we are all rasicts in one way or an other, infatc that's what's wrong with this world

Christianity:  I'm still lost in that, but I like stories

Love: the forbidden fruit for some, the greatist gift to others and everyones posion when it's gone

Superficiality: I don't know what you mean

MTV:  brain washers

Sushi: I want to try it

Cheese: the food of the gods

Rock music: it has it's good stiff and bad. But rock bands come in go no one ever stays

Showers: long but awarding

Sex:  when it happens I'll let all of you know

 

So I have had a very interesting tme. I might be the but end of a few jokes soon, but fuck it I don't care. I have a long story to tell buddies, most of you know it some probably never cared to hear it. But I'm typing it out now so.... enjoy. 
   During the summer I was bored and I was stuck on my screenplay (which I am still stuck to this very day on, maybe I'm a one hit wonder... who said it was a hit?) and no one was talking to me and when they did I felt sorta bored. So I decided to look outside of the world and find some people who are just as crazy about film as I am. Well I met a few new friends but 2 have actually made the most difference.  They were 2 girls named Robin and Jill. I've been talking to them for almost 8 months. We've shared  script ideas with each other and infact we are considering to start our own small film company like Hammer or Band A Part (remeber if you know what those are you will be in my cool book) and they even want to help me make Terra's Web. I never sent them the script for many reasons but I did pitch the idea to them and they got real excited. Well over the 8 months I have discovered that I have had developed a crush on both of them lol (wow John Huges style) but I honestly like Jill alot more.  I feel like a real asshole but now I know it feels right. Jill told me that she likes me aswell so it's really cool. Robin has found love in her own town which is good because I want to see her happy. I decided to ask Jill to come to Bosack's party in late April so we can actually meet and have some fun. She wanted to ask me to her prom but something fucked up so she couldn't. However I wasn't thinking and asked her to mine. She of course said yes and I was kinda shocked and excited at the same time. I think alot of people will make fun of me but I don't care, I found honest happienss. Thanks to her I have tried harder in school (well last semester at least) and have a reason to want to succeed and do something with my life. Plus she wants to make movies to so she understands my world. Alot of people think I'm just trying to get laid, but those assholes can go fuck themselevs because with Jill I don't even care about that. I want more then just a fuck buddy, I want someone I can grow with and share my personal ideas with. I know she lives in Ajax but I am willing to fight and wait for film school because she is everything I want or could think of in a girl. She is beautiful to me (if you don't like her you kiss my ass), she is smart and fun. I can be myself with her and she can be herself with me. So if anything to say, say it to my face. If you have problem well that's tuff but I'm happy and if that is too much to ask for... well sorry.

   Today I didn't bother going to school, from what I was hearing I was only gonna have 2 classes. I really hate waking up at 6:30 and then go to school where all I will do is sit in the caf doing fuck all when I could be doing something like sleeping. I wrote that dam essay for Bergeron so my mind is clear. I watched Reservoir Dogs (37th time), Heat (fifth time) and the Hustler (first time). It's suppost to be one of the greatest films of all time but it was kinda slow. I can tell Pool Hall Junkies and King Pin stole alot of scenes from it and plot design from it aswell. I'm about to watch one flew over the cookoo's nest (spelling wrong?) and I hope it's as good as I hear. I just got 2 Tales from the Crypt Movies Bordello of Blood and Demon Knight, and tomorrow night I'm getting Cool Hand Luke so I'm real excited. I have just been sent to peer tutor Mr. Bergeron's english class and the first day in I was forced to teach because Bergeron was the vice princeable. It started out bad but eventually turned out good, I'm not gonna change career paths tho.  

Yea I'm excited for Drama tomorrow cause I have been hired to direct my groups music video, which is Mike Jackson's smooth criminal. It will be a peice of shit but fun to make, this will give me a reason to experiment with some John Woo Style directing moves. Oh yea Hard Boiled style. I get to work with Cody (my chow yun fat), Natalie (the german exchange student) Mondue (why the fuck to I always have to work with this doush) Neal (my brother from a different mother, oh yea and my fellow warrior. "what you turning faggot?") and Simone (simone). I have alot of wicked action moves that Cody could do instead of Dancing cause well lets face it we're all white kids... well except for Simone. I think it will turn out great and this will give me a chance to try editing with a real program not 2 vcrs (a film editor's vision of hell)

So anyway I'm starting to write on this more often now.

I'm freaking out because I want to go to Niagra so badly. Like after having a taste of college High School is so gay. I hate it, it's so boring I have like no important classes except math. All I need is to pass my courses I don't even have to get decent grades because Niagra only wants my english marks from last semester. So I'm basically losing sleep and school is even worse now because it's boring. I've been worried about my future alot these days, like what if Niagra doesn't except me. I'm basically would be fucked. I only applied to 2 colleges and everyone knows my hatered for Humber, so it's either Niagra or death. When I mean death I mean another year of Kemptville. lol. I was talking to my folks and my dad said that he doesn't want me to work with him next year because I would only slow him down. He told me to keep trying to catch my dreams because I'm so close and he knows how hard and talented I am. He said that he wouldn't want me to throw my life away just because of a fucking school. So I'm gonna basically focus on getting my G-2 and maybe getting a job at Rogers. I need all the contacts I can get right? I thought about taking a year and working at Rogers and writing all my scripts out so I can get them published. If I show Niagra all my work they might just let me in a second time (that's if I don't get in this time).  If I do go to Niagra they will give me the contacts I will need to get my scripts sold. They might never get maid but they will either accept them or not. And if they accept it they will pay me a pretty amount of coins for them. So think about it 5000 dollars a script and I have 9 full ideas, do the math. No serioulsy I can't add lol. jk  

Yea I'm bored and too lazy to work on my script so I feel like talking about me.
My brain hurts alot now a days as well as my heart but I won't talk about that rite now. I have a few new ideas. So now I have 9 movies planned out. Man I wish I could just quit school and write all day, that would be sweet. Lonley and sad but sweet. I would like to move to amsterdam (I probably spelt it wrong because I'm a moran.) I'm freaking out about Niagra cause I really want to go in. I want to start a small independent film company like Troma or Hammer (if you know what they are you are offically cool). I've been studying geniuses like Robert Rodreguiz and Roger Corman (the man directed over 100 movies and is still alive). I got some new movies 2001 Space odysey and the third man. I watched city on fire this week end starring Chow Yun Fat. Not his best work but I'm still trying to figure out how Tarinteno ripped it off. Hey Rory I saw some of the Aviator and I like it, but scorsese kicks ass.  Watch Taxi Driver and Goodfellas and you will argee.

No one knows who or what I'm talking about but I'm use to it lol

hello bud-dys I have just finished my journey to the forign land of Toronto. I went to have a pointless tour at Humber and a wicked time in Niagra. I think you could tell which one I have chossen.

   Humber sucks dick cause after 3 hrs being there all they showed me was how great the food was and how much fun the arcades are.  I DON"T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD DAM RESTURANTS AND ARCADES! They didn't give me a test or even showed me the courses I would take in film. So fuck Humber, fuck it up it's ass.
   Now Niagra on the other hand is heaven. They showed me everything they had. They promis me steady work and a future in the industry. I met some cool people I would like to make offical hommies with lol and hopefully make some kick ass films with.

   I'm starting to question make a movie. I sorta like the way camera work is going for televison etc. I still want to write screenplays but I don't want to give up a wicked job that I't likely gonna have if I get accepted. If I don't make it this year I will just wait a year and maybe take some more high school courses and try again. Niagra is where I want to be And since I live 500 miles away I get a instant suite to live in. Oh Ya.